According to AI: The Ultimate Swiftie Guide to Super Bowl Sunday

Swifties, assemble! It’s that time of the year when the smell of competition is in the air, Travis Kelce is on the field, and somewhere in the stands, our queen Taylor Swift might just be cheering him on. This isn’t just any Super Bowl Sunday; it’s a Swiftie Super Bowl Sunday. Here’s how to elevate your game day from a simple watch party to an epic Swift-themed bash that even Meredith and Olivia would RSVP to.

1. Tailgate with Swiftian Flair

Transform your living room into a “Tailgate in Wonderland” (see what we did there?). Forget those run-of-the-mill hot dogs and burgers; we’re talking about “I Knew You Were Treble When You Walked In” spicy wings and “Out of the Woods” woodland berry cocktails. As for the playlist, mix in some classic jock jams with Taylor’s discography. Every time “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” plays, switch from beer to sparkling wine — because we’re fancy like that.

2. Keep Score, But Make It Fashion

Create a scorecard that doubles as a piece of Swiftie memorabilia. For every touchdown, assign a Taylor Swift era. For instance, a successful field goal could be a “Fearless” moment, signifying courage under pressure. A fumble? That’s a “Bad Blood” blunder. And if Travis Kelce scores a touchdown, it’s a full-on “Lover” fest. Decorate your scorecard with glitter, stickers, and, if you’re feeling particularly crafty, some homemade watercolor paintings of Taylor’s cats.

3. The Swiftie Dress Code: From the Stadium to the Stage

This is not the day for your average team jersey. No, Swifties will don custom-made “Team Swift-Kelce” jerseys bedazzled to perfection. Feeling the chill? Wrap yourself in a cardigan à la “Folklore” and “Evermore.” And remember, every true Swiftie knows the power of a good accessory — so break out those 13 hand-painted bracelets, cat ear headbands, and, for the daring among us, a DIY “I Heart TS” tank top.

4. Halftime Show: Swiftie Edition

Why settle for a regular halftime show when you can host a Taylor Swift karaoke showdown? Pull out your hairbrush microphones, and let the lip-sync battles begin. Perform dramatic renditions of “All Too Well” (the 10-minute version, obviously), or choreograph a group dance to “Shake It Off” for those who are feeling particularly agile after those woodland berry cocktails.

5. Cheers to Taylor and Travis: A Love Story

Every time Travis Kelce makes a play, it’s time for a “Love Story” toast. Whip up some “Begin Again” bevvies for fresh starts after any failed plays, or enjoy some “Enchanted” elixirs to keep the magic alive. And should Travis score a touchdown, it’s time for the “Champagne Problems” champagne pop — because we Swifties celebrate love in style.

6. Post-Game: Swiftie Sing-Along Serenade

Win or lose, conclude your Super Bowl soirée with a heartfelt Swiftie sing-along. Gather around the fireplace (or a YouTube video of one), pass out lyric sheets of “Long Live,” and sing at the top of your lungs. It’s a beautiful way to commemorate the battle fought on the gridiron and the unity found in Swiftie fandom.

7. Swiftie Super Bowl Swag

No epic party is complete without party favors. Send your guests home with “Team Swift-Kelce” commemorative mugs, “This Sick Beat” coasters, and handcrafted friendship bracelets in Chiefs’ colors. It’s a token of appreciation for joining your Swiftie squad on this momentous occasion and a reminder of the day when pop culture and sports history collided.

There you have it, Swifties: your playbook for the ultimate Super Bowl Sunday. It’s more than just a game; it’s an opportunity to blend our love for Taylor Swift with the thrill of football, creating a day that’s as memorable as a bridge in a Taylor Swift song. So, let’s raise our glasses high, cheer on Travis and the Chiefs, and maybe, just maybe, spot our queen Taylor in the crowd, proving once and for all that Swifties know how to party.